The XIII Mafia

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Name: Wadgger (pronounced: wáyjər) XIII
Tyson's: Grandfather
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 6'4"/177 lbs
Hair/Eyes: smoke colored yellow/amber
Personality: Wadgger is a totalitarian and what he says goes. He doesn't have any love in his heart and if it seems like he's showing affection, it's usually part of some evil plot. Speaking of plotting; Wadgger is always thinking and scheming. His plans never fail or have any flaws in them, unless the flaw is part of the plan. Wadgger never makes an accidental mistake. His mistakes are either planned or purposely made. There will always be a reason behind his actions.
Jobs: (1) Leader of the XIII Mafia; (2) Chief of Police/Commissioner; (3) Expert on knives, hand guns, and fisticuffs.
Rank: Capo Crimini
Misc Facts: He's a schizophrenic; his last name used to be Fauna; has a scar shaped like "XIII" on his neck.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: When Wadgger was born, he wasn't brought into a mafia family. Quite the opposite; he was brought into a family of football players and cheerleaders, a.k.a. The Faunas. He was about 13 years old when he just couldn't take any more "peppiness". Wadgger murdered his entire family except for his older brother who "got away" and phoned the police. Wadgger was then sent to a mental hospital where he lived until he was 23 years old. Now even at a young age, Wadgger still never made an accidental mistake. During the ten years in the hospital, he learned how hospitals work, how the human mind works and its weak points, and how to easily make a pocket knife out of a rubber band and some wire. *Don't ask me how* When Wadgger was "released" from the hospital, he started living under the last name XIII due to a scar he obtained the first three years at the hospital. *You'll find out later* Longer story short, he starts a mafia by marrying then killing about 17 women and taking their money. Then he adopts five orphaned children (Victor, Kaizër, Drew, Will, and Inge) and raised them to be the deadliest killers of all time. The end.

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Name: Victor XIII
Tyson's: Father
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 6’3.5”/174 lbs
Hair/Eyes: a crimson red/brown
Personality: Have you ever seen or met anyone who always seems to smile? And not one of those happy-go-lucky smiles; the really thin “I’m going to kill you” smiles. Well Victor has that type of smile, and he’s always doing it! With the addition of his low-tone, calming, cold voice, there is never a time when he doesn’t smile and because of the never changing emotionless emotion on his face *yeah I know that didn’t make sense*, nothing seems to bother him. If someone were to kill his whole family, he’s just stand there, smile and probably say, “It’s about time somebody hast done away with those useless bodies of waste.” With that said, yes, he does have a bit of an accent. It’s hard to describe so below I will type an ordinary sentence then that same sentence only I’ll have Victor saying it. *Note: Victor’s line will have some spelling errors for pronunciation purposes. You’ll say it as it is written.

Ex: “For every room, there is a door. For every door, there is a hall. For every hall, there is a path. To which you find a door.” -LAM-S
-Fourth h’ev’ray room, there h’is a doorr. Fourth h’ev’ray doorr, there h’is a ‘all. Fourth h’ev’ray ‘all, there h’is a path. To which thy finds a doorr.

Jobs: (1) A priest *yeah I know...*; (2) The “Champion” Assassin; (3) “The last wish giver”
Rank: Capo Bastore
Misc Facts: Has an OCD with perfection; only with his murders. They all have to be perfect. Admires Jack the Ripper so much that he bought, but doesn’t live in, the same house as the assumed Jack the Ripper once lived in.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: N/A

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Name: Kaizër (pronounced: kîz-eer) XIII
Tyson's: Uncle
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 6’4”/176 lbs
Hair/Eyes: a crimson red/unknown
Personality: With a booming voice and scary apparel, you might think that Kaizër is out to get you. Well you’re right, he is. But besides his “day job”, he is considered the nicest person you will ever meet! Though he hasn’t reached the middle line yet, Kaizër is pretty smart for just being 33. He is also very compassionate. Kaizër tries to take care of the younger members of the family and helps out with normal family, non-mafia related, business, such as making dinner, doing chores, shopping, etc. The only time you can really see his darker side is in court. Since he is the highest ranking judge of his department, Kaizër works in a lot of cases. He is very passionate of his job and does it pretty freaking-out well. Now you may be thinking, “How on Earth is Kaizër part of a mafia?“ That answer is simple. Though he may not have any emotional similarities with his family, Kaizër is a lot like his father. However, the only similarity between Kaizër and Wadgger is their ability to never make an accidental mistake. Remember when I told you that Kaizër was smart? Well, what I meant by ‘smart’ was that he is wise. So wise that he has never made a mistake unintentionally.
Jobs: (1) Supreme Court Judge; (2) Bomb expert; (3) The “Silent” Assassin
Rank: Consigliere
Misc Facts: Before he was adopted by Wadgger, Kaizër had gotten into a fight with a street gang and was badly cut across the face. With his low self-esteem issues, he thought that everyone would hate him with such ugly gashes all over his face; so he always wears a mask. Kaizër believes in the “guilty until proven guilty” standards.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: N/A

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Name: Drew XIII
Tyson's: Uncle
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 6’2”/165 lbs
Hair/Eyes: dusty orange/grey
Personality: Overall, Drew is a pretty nice guy, but man can he be strict! It’s almost scary how menacing he can be. Like his father, Wadgger, Drew likes order and requires respect from everyone, even if they are his superiors. But just because he’s strict, don’t go getting the idea that he’s an angry, evil, nasty man who beats up his kids as a hobby. *Too blunt?* No, all he does is makes threats in his deep calming voice. There have been times where Drew lost his cool, but they are very rare. Just don’t annoy him. This, if you ask me...which you won’t so I’m gonna tell you anyway, is actually really easy to do. Just start making really loud noises. Drew can’t stand loud noises, predominantly because he is blind and needs to hear perfectly. The two main senses he cares about are hearing and touch.
Jobs: (1) Surveillance expert; (2) Expert on disarming traps, alarms, etc; (3) Leader of the XIII Spies
Rank: Caporegime
Misc Facts: He is blind but he can “see” perfectly well with the use of the Touch Sense. He actually burned off his taste buds to enhance his other three senses. *As some of you may have noticed, I kind of based Drew off of Toph© from Nickelodeon’s: Avatar The Last Airbender©* Like Toph©, Drew can sense vibrations with his body. This is why he doesn’t wear shoes or loose fitting clothes. He also has a habit of smoking.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: N/A

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Name: Daisy XIII
Tyson's: Mother
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Height/Weight: 5’4”/127 lbs
Hair/Eyes: dusty blonde/deep blue
Personality: Not much can be said about her personality. Daisy has so much vacant emotions that it’s hard to tell if she’s human or not. Her voice doesn’t give any sign of joy, sorrow, anger, etc which makes it even harder to comprehend what she’s feeling. If any emotions get by her internal cauldron, they are toward Tyson. Though he is not her birth child, Daisy still loves him and adores him. The sad thing is that Tyson wants nothing to do with his mother. Daisy tries her best to please her son but every task always ends in tears. Although, there was this one time when Daisy beats the crud out of her husband. But that’s WAY later on in the story.
Jobs: (1) Secretary; (2) Persuader/Negotiation maker; (3) The seductress
Rank: Contablie/Capodecima
Misc Facts: There are many mysteries surrounding Daisy but this one fact about her is pretty cool. Although she may look weak and fragile, Daisy is actually an awesome fighter. She can beat up men much larger than herself and send them home crying. In her younger years, which I will talk more in depth below, she was a champion boxer! *like I said, you will learn more about her down below.*
Sort-of-Brief Biography: *Coming Soon*

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Names: Will (pronounced: víll) XIII & Inge (pronounced: in-jə) XIII
Tyson's: Aunts
Ages: 29*
Genders: Female*
Heights/Weights: 5’4”*/133 lbs*
Hair/Eyes: blood red*/ember gold*
Personalities: [Will]= On a scale of one to ten, one being nice and ten being evil, Will is about a...*thinking*...she’s about a 134,577,923. She is one cruel person and will never let one of her “targets” live to see the day again. But that’s just on the outside. On the inside, Will is so loving and nurturing; it almost brings a tear to your eye. She just loves to help people and make them feel loved. However, she cannot show this inner ‘lust’ for spreading her love to people to anyone. Why? Because she’s in the mafia! When you are a Sgarrista and a Cantablie, you are the lower part of the food chain. You do as you are told. But Will does find a way to secretly show her love toward her family members by protecting them with her vast knowledge of defense. [Inge]= Aw, now here is a cute person! Inge is all sunshine and butterflies and she loves to...umm...love people. *lost the magic* But she isn’t always like that. *I know you saw this coming * On the outside she may look cute and adorable, but on the inside...*dun dun dun!* she is pure evil. Well not really. Inge may not be as evil as Will acts but she can still hold a power grudge! It’s almost like her hobby! And they’re over such little things too. For example: if you step on her favorite flower even if by accident, Inge will find out where you live and might possibly kill you. Either that or she’ll get the FBI on your case to kill you. Because Inge doesn’t always show that evil side of her personality, she can easily lie to anyone and make them believe anything she says. *Didn’t make sense to you? Then reread it until it does. Thank you *
Jobs: [Will]=(1) Expert of military weapons; (2) Defenses expert; (3) Teacher. [Inge]=(1) A XIII Spy; (2) Expert of military vehicles; (3) A government official
Ranks: Sgarrista/Cantablie*
Misc Facts: [Both] =They are twins. *who would have guessed? lol* Most of the time you cannot see their eyes. They both have Bipolar Disorder; [Will] = She has her hair cut shorter than Inge’s; [Inge] = She wears a gold colored ribbon to tie her long hair back.
Sort-of-Brief Biographies: N/A

* = The same information for both characters.

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Name: Mageous (pronounced: mayjuss) XIII
Tyson's: Cousin
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Height/Weight: 5’0”/103 lbs
Hair/Eyes: white cream/amethyst
Personality: Mageous is such a cutie! She’s very sweet and considerate, loves to chat but not gossip, and isn’t afraid to show a little attitude. To better describe her as a person, not an emotion, you could say that she’s everyone’s sister. Mageous is easy to get along with and she is a good friend to have by your side. There is just one little fault that she has, she talks too much. Now I may have worded that the wrong way so I’ll explain. Mageous is very interested in people and she asks a lot of questions about them like “how was you day?” The only reason she does that is to make whatever you are saying relate to herself. Like if she asks you “do you like apples”, you’ll answer her and once you’re done Mageous will start blabbering on about everything she knows about apples. Because of this one fault, Mageous has found it incredibly hard to keep the friends that she makes. Being part of a mafia family makes it even harder. It will become very obvious that Mageous is a very lonely girl. To sum up her relationship with Tyson, think of the Greek story of Echo and Narcissus. *It’s so sad!*
Jobs: (1) Witch/spell caster; (2) Expert on voodoo, magic, etc; (3) A nurse
Rank: Sgarrista
Misc Facts: Has a huge crush on Tyson. *Note: technically Mageous and Tyson aren’t blood relatives; and Mageous doesn’t really think of anyone, besides Ard and Drew, as her real family.* She likes Tyson so much that she broke the Code Du Bâti De Charme which is basically the “big book of rules” for witches and wizards. On a random note, Mageous was adopted by Drew when she was five.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: N/A

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Name: Ard (pronounced: aard) XIII
Tyson's: Cousin
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: 4’11”/97 lbs
Hair/Eyes: white cream/amethyst
Personality: Alright, now I hope you will agree with me that every family needs a clown in the group. Oh...you don’t agree. You must meet my family then. Anyway! Ard isn’t much of a talker or a goofball, but his actions can be pretty funny. Even though Ard is young than his sister, he still tries his best to protect her. If you could guess, he can get overprotective of Mageous which leads to some problems. Try to remember a Misc Fact about Mageous when you are reading the next few sentences. Ard is an expert on traps and the ways of torture, and he uses these skills in attempts to get rid of one of his family members that he hates. *Note: Ard is normally never successful in his “mad attempts” of murder.* Do you know who that relative is? No...man! I’m just not good at this am I? Okay, Ard HATES Tyson. Since Mageous has a noticeable crush on Tyson and since Tyson is noticeably annoyed by almost everyone, Ard gets pretty upset. Again, he is very protective of his older sister and he doesn’t like the fact that Tyson doesn’t even notice all of the “obsessive” things that Mageous does for him. *I know, I know. I’m sorry that my biographies are sloppy and confusing. I apologize. Please don’t kill me.* And that’s really all I have to say about these people. Okay...awkward silence...*chirp chirp chirp*
Jobs: (1) Ways of torture expert; (2) Traps expert; (3) secretly A Bard *look it up yourself. *
Rank: Piciotto
Misc Facts: He was adopted by Drew when he was three along with his birth sister Mageous. Ard knows how to perform magic but rather think of new ways of torture. He also has a secret passion that nobody knows about except for Drew, who over heard him. Ard likes to sing and write poetry. Because his voice is so soft and quiet, only super human hearing could pick up the notes and chords.
Sort-of-Brief Biography: N/A

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Fun XIII Family Facts

1. Will and Inge occasionally switch places with each other to do the other’s job or mission that twin was given. I’m actually going to have a few pictures where you, the reader, have to figure out who is who. They’re going to be just fun little games. If I make a comic with these characters in it, I’ll try to put little tweaks to make more identifiable.
2. Later on, Drew is going to get married. Again this is way later on and I’m not even sure if I’m going to do that or not.
3. The whole family has to wear the colors of red and gold. *sorry but I didn’t know how to word it better.*
4. As of now, Victor is the only one with an accent.
5. Mageous and Ard were actually born in France.
6. To tell you the truth...I have no clue what kind of mafia the XIII’s are and I haven’t decided where the XIII family lives.

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